You can’t make this stuff up. Last night my husband asked me to leave a
check for the tile guy to buy the last of the supplies he needs for our master
bath remodel that’s currently in progress.
Sure, No Problem!
He reminds me this morning again to leave a check. Yup, I’m on it. I get to work and he texts to ask if I left the check.
NOPE! Totally forgot.
Fast forward three hours later and I am arriving at the
doctor's office for my monthly OB check. And I have.to.potty.
They usher me in as usual to the bathroom to leave a
sample. I take the cup, write my name on
it, put it on the counter, sit down to do my business.
I do my business...
...and realize I completely forgot to use the cup.
Empty and totally embarrassed I managed to squeak out a tiny
amount and mumbled something to the nurse about “I guess I didn’t really have to go
that bad after all…”
OMG.