Tuesday, September 15, 2015

How To Shop With An Infant

Step 1:  Read your favorite fashion blogs and get all excited about the fall trends

Step 2:  Feed the baby

Step 3:  Entertain the idea of going to Nordstrom

Step 4:  Feed the baby

Step 5:  Quickly give up idea of actually going to the store 

Step 6:  Feed the baby

Step 7:  Go online and find the item you want

Step 8: Find 10 more things you want too...like Fringe Booties!

Step 9:  Feed the baby

Step 10:  Order each item in 3 colors and 3 sizes



Step 11:  Charge the credit card for $750+

Step 12:  Text your husband and warn him it looks bad....but it's not THAT bad




Step 13:  You guessed it... Feed the baby

Step 14:  Wait a week for the items to ship...boo!

**Update!  Items arrived and out of everything...10+ pieces, I kept a whopping THREE.  So take that!  Ha!